Tub-Thumper 

Someone that annoyingly argues an irrelevant point in forums.

Quit being a Tub-Thumper and stay on topic!

Tub-Thumper by Scotty J. August 24, 2006

Tub Thumper 

A tub thumper is a drink comprised of a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, a shot of lager, and a hard cider. The ratio of each is totally up to the drinker, but all four must be in the mix for it to be considered a tub thumper.

Barkeep i will take a tub thumper please. You know like the song.

Tub Thumper by Wayne Rathbun July 3, 2016

Tub Thumper 

The act of defecating in a bath tub.

The toilet was broken so Cory took a Tub Thumper.

Tub Thumper by JBubbs July 6, 2010

Tub Thumper 

One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.

Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper

Tub Thumper by J January 25, 2003

Tub thumper 

Someone Who Plays the drums, A stupid way of saying it. Usually by Gay magazine editors who are trying to be funny

"Win this competition and you too could be a tub thumper like Rev" (rev is the drummer for avenged sevenfold, Iron maiden wannabes, theyll never be anywhere near as good though.)

Tub thumper by welsy27 October 1, 2006

Tub Thumper 

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

Tub Thumper by Poquets January 13, 2023

Turner Tub Thumper 

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES

That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper

Turner Tub Thumper by Buck Whittaker June 29, 2009