Tree semen 

noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.

Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.

Tree semen by Chrisanthynum July 27, 2010

semen tree 

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

semen tree by tomatoboy April 7, 2005

semen tree 

Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.

"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".

semen tree by Torsky March 10, 2008

treesment 

treesment synonym: treasment; noun; a conservation easement to protect specimen trees, whereby owners of important trees, voluntarily encumber their land with a promise that runs with the land, to protect and preserve the tree for its naturally aesthetic lifetime, in exchange for a proportional reduction in their property taxes equal to the value of the tree and associated land to the drip line.

To assure that future generations may enjoy the magnificence of the Copper and American Beech trees on Bellevue Avenue in Newport, RI, specimen tree owners, the Newport tree warden, Newport Tree Society representatives, Newport taxing authorities, and Newport taxpayers who underwrite the cost, created, implemented, and recorded the first known treesment, which encumbrance runs with the property and protects the tree for its natural aesthetic lifetime.

treesment by tautog October 13, 2018