Skip to main content

Trader Hoe's 

A grocery store for promiscuous women who want condoms, tampons, etc.
Gregory: I got tampons for my wife.
Ben: Where did you buy them.
Gregory: Trader Hoe's.
Trader Hoe's by gregben August 21, 2022

Trader Hoes 

Fans of the grocery store Trader Joe’s, often those that exclusively shop at this store or use shopping at this store as a personality trait.
“I saw a bunch of Trader Hoes on the bus with their Doc Martens and reusable bags on their way to try the cauliflower gnocchi.”

trader hoes 

a freshman friend group that is now dead
look! there are the trader hoes
trader hoes by cowrobot April 14, 2021

Trader Hoes 

Your neighborhood hoe store. Cheap and fast.
Let's get to Trader Hoes they have fresh samples.
Trader Hoes by That_one_nerdy_ September 9, 2020

traderjoespastaluver

literally the cutest, funniest, yet meanest person i’ve ever talked 2. think i’d go insane w/o them 🙄
traderjoespastaluver should kiss me ! -gratedsalt