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A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.
Toupee by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
toupee by desmadroso August 27, 2008
Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!
"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"
toupee by Sarah and Maddy October 1, 2007
When a sexy lass takes a semi soft dump, on the frontal crown of her man
Gary’s hair cut was too short. So I had to toupee him.
Toupee by Bad bitches 18 January 27, 2018
A Toupee is when one man takes his nutsack and applies it onto the another man’s shaft to create an old western style powered wig/toupee
I heard Tyler and Brad were getting on in last night and he gave him the ol western toupee, Tyler said it was gay but comfy
Toupee by Handjizz_201 February 9, 2024
A hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. Can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.
Honey, your toupée is falling to your left side.
Toupée by TheCrant May 31, 2010