Toming

Being oblivious of having a boner (a tom) and it being noticed by everyone even having pictures taken of it.

"Hey did you see the pictures from the party?"
"No"
"Did you like the girl you were dancing with?"
"She was repulsing I almost threw up"
"But bro you're Toming in this picture!"

Toming by Concerned Photographer January 21, 2012

toming

1. Doing something really awesome
2. being really good at something

This game is totally toming
you are toming t this

toming by Ingrimsh November 24, 2011

Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'

Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming

Toming by Screte January 18, 2015

Toming

To work on an online riddle, esp. one such as mynameistom.

Instead of writing my research paper, I'm getting mindfucked while toming.

Toming by OneNerdfighterAmongMany February 26, 2009

Toming

When you wait outside with your drunk friend to make sure they get in the rideshare you called for them.

Where's Drew?
He's outside toming with Mandie so she gets home.

Toming by SpankySpeedy December 22, 2018

Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'

Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming

Toming by Screte January 18, 2015

Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'

Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming

Toming by Screte January 18, 2015