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Toddling 

To go on and on about something
Stop toddling on about that show!
Toddling by Soup’s Version May 18, 2024

Tart Toddling 

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.
I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!
Tart Toddling by Dooley July 12, 2006

tuddling 

like sexting, but instead of describing sexually explicit exploits through text, you describe cuddling instead!
Boy: Now I'm going to wrap my arms around you and not let go!
Girl: I love being the little spoon and I love tuddling with you :
tuddling by Larry Smarter April 18, 2011
Messing around, fucking around, goofing around, not doing what you're supposed to be doing, fartin' around, aimless wander
The interns went toodling around town with the VP's credit card.
toodling by Chizzle901 September 20, 2013

Log Twoddling 

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty
Log Twoddling by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010
Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
Todding by Maliaht September 11, 2011