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Tobarism 

The lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of God in his college days and includes for the first time the Introduction of the Great Tobar. Most christians deny this religion as under Christianity because it claims that Tobar inspired God to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact God's Tears. Most religions like Mormanism, Baptistism, Lutheranism, and Catholiscism and mulitipal other Christian religions do not accept Tobarism
Morman: Would you like to hear the story of Jesus Christ

Andrew: Na man i got my religion

Morman: And just what is that

Andrew: Tobarism

Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)
Tobarism by El Equis June 10, 2009
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Tubariaphiliac 

An extemely confused person who enjoys watching the opposite sex(or same sex depending on sexual attractiongay/straight) commense the act of diarrhea in a hot tub.
"Fred gave jenny xlax so he could see her fill the hot tub with shit."

"Dude be a Tubariaphiliac!"
Tubariaphiliac by Alex Hilt June 23, 2008

Tobarian 

To coast through life living. Never pay any bills. Live on couch after couch. Only cash jobs. Smoke weed and drink every day. Kick it with a new perrita every weekend.
Just dropped out of school and decided to move into my sisters house to live a tobarian lifestyle for a few years.
Tobarian by Tucolaorale November 3, 2022

Towarianskyj 

biggest alpha chad you will ever meet has a huge penis
that guy is defiantly a Towarianskyj
Towarianskyj by Big Dave2005 September 23, 2020
Very blunt and will take your girl in 2 seconds
The only way I can describe is Tobaris
Tobaris by Nippeles cage November 21, 2021
The name Tobari is loving funny and outgoing person , they joke a-lot ,easy to talk to and also all the girls love a Tobari .
Kayla - omg tobari is so funny

Sara - Yea i know right he's hot to .
tobari by yourmomki November 21, 2021