An urban slang word which means a distorted, zoomed in or modified version of the "thinking" emoji. Often said or used in a moment which requires deep thought, or just as banter and on random occasions. Normally when said verbally your index and thumb make a shape that resembles a Nike logo and you hold that sign under your chin, as in the original "thinking" emoji.

Person A: taking a shower is just your house pissing on you
Person B: *thonking* woah you right bro

thonking by fluffiestshiba November 11, 2019

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dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

dick thwacking contest by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

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trocking

To verbaly upset others during an on-line forum discussion.

I know I am trocking the boat

trocking by Fred Bloggs September 17, 2004

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twockin

Philly slang used to describe an event that was extremely entertaining , fun, or exciting

Damn bro! That party was twockin!

twockin by /.!? March 28, 2015

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