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Thundersquat

When a girl is riding a guy reverse cowgirl and she sits all the way down on his penis and lets one RIP
The girl I was with last night attemped the thundersquat and she left a lil present behind.

Bhutanese thunderquaddling 

When you're fucking a bitch doggy style outside in a severe thunder storm, and you electrical tape a 10 foot metal pole to the girls head. You then proceed to wait until she gets struck by lightning, and it travels down the pole, through her body, and into your cock and balls. You then instantaneously bust a load, and she proceeds to give birth to Thor 9 months later.
George: Bro I was Bhutanese Thunderquaddling with Brittany last night and now we're gonna give birth to a Greek god!