Thermed 

shoving an inanimate object up someones butt

shoving a thermos up someones butt- Thermed

Thermed by ttttyuiopooi February 8, 2012

thermodynamics 

Science at its worst. Destroys any sense of confidence one had previous to taking the course. Also see rapist.

Adam was raped by his thermodynamics exam.

thermodynamics by dforizzleee December 28, 2007

Thermodynamic Miracle 

An event so unlikely, it's effectively impossible, such as oxygen spontaneously becoming gold.

The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.

Thermodynamic Miracle by C0RE from UD Chat December 9, 2008

termed 

When the boss invites an employee into the office and offers a permanent vacation--without pay, of course.

Dude, if you keep taking those extended lunch breaks you're gonna get termed.

termed by Mack C February 15, 2007

touhou themed blow job 

Just like a normal blowjob but both of the girls fists are shoved up your ass

Touhou themed blow jobs are good for the soul my pal timmy said once, i think.

touhou themed blow job by yung ass rupturer July 31, 2021

Thermodynamics 

Thermodynamics is a science taught to engineers in order to remove any last traces of sanity before they enter the professional world. Totally indecipherable to those not in the engineering field.

-Before I took Thermodynamics, I valued other people's contributions. But now I know that non-engineers are a waste of valuable oxygen.

Thermodynamics by [e-mail] December 28, 2005

thermodynamics 

A confusing class taught by a strange little man with weird hair and bad fashion sense

After getting 30% on his thermodynamics test, Andrew changed his major to international business.

thermodynamics by Andrew May 12, 2003