Theodore G. 

Man this dude is a sith master.

Theo: Thank the force!
Zach: Laughs.
Theo: So I was reading my book last night...
Zach: Cracks up, snots on hand. Gross.

Theodore G. by A-dizzle April 8, 2005

Theodore G. 

The funniest french bastard ever, who likes to "do homework" and "go outside for a little bit" because he is such a good little French boy. He loves Starwars and even though he says the most racist things ever, he doesn't really mean it, and it's usually funny. May Theo go out through history and the "Funny French Boy Who Could"

Theo: Um Thew? I don't speak "Jew."

Theo: (insert here) for many moons.

(WAY over used, but it's always funny when he does it)

Theo: Heey, esé...

Theodore G. by [not listed] February 15, 2005

Theodore G. 

another word for flaming homosexual

kid: "hey mom why is that man wearing crotchless leather pants?"
mom: "ohh hes just a theodore g"

Theodore G. by theMATZAballa March 3, 2005

Theodore G. 

Definitively Not Theo Goldrach

A: What's a Theodore G.
B: Definitely not Theo Goldrach even though he likes to think so.

Theodore G. by Jimbo March 15, 2005

Sir Theodore the third

Some black dude with an Afro who doesn’t know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle

Fastidious

Sycophant

“You have been blocked you have been virtually blocked” -Sir Theodore the third

Sir Theodore the third by AlmondTester January 3, 2021

Theodore Roosevelt 

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.

Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

Theodore Roosevelt by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020

Theodore Roosevelt 

The twenty-sixth President of the United States. He became President of the United States at the age of 42. One of the best Presidents this country has had. Made the U.S. into a world power by constructing the Panama Canal. Fought against monopolies and big business. Teddy also settled coal strike of 1902. Recieved a Medal of Honor for his role in the Spanish-American war and was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for helping negotiate the end of the Russo-Japanese War.

As Theodore Roosevelt once said "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

Theodore Roosevelt by Domingoooo March 4, 2008