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Thee god is most often seen as the beautiful creator, inspiration, and aim of me’s universe.
He has been known to hold the most varied attributes, from omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence, a whole lot of omnigrrence, to, the Virgo complexity, and a Mac with internet connection.
His main focuses are gutters, the Chinese three hundred store treats, and last but not the least, the damn Italians.
Despite all his magnificence, his presence only requires air conditioner and, at least, once a day, meat.
Thee god has also been found as to be the best corporeal existence ever, the source of all immoral urges, and hopefully the "greatest conceivable eternal shag".
He’s also a damn great kisser.
ME: Thee god, see you were right again.
ME: On wiki, they say they used mortar on that fifteen hundred’s aqueduct structure.

YOU: I know...

ME: Oh that’s true.
ME: You know everything and you’re always right!
ME: Can you tell me one other thing?

YOU: Virgo!

ME: Damn… you rule!

YOU: Fine... keep being sarcastic...
Thee god by Evolingualways July 18, 2009
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Thee_godmoda

A cry baby, has too much money but does not want to spend it on her special friends. Acts tough on the outside but Is actually a big baby. Most likely to study Architecture or business administration. Loves to relax and have fun; most likely to go to a spa
I saw her at the spa, she’s such a Thee_godmoda
Thee_godmoda by Wqfu November 22, 2021

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Thee jacob godamn Davies

A man well known as a gentleman but not someone to be messed with

Usually good looking
Usually has a bottle in his hand
That's thee Jacob godamn Davies