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Tekeya is an amazing, hot girl who has a lot of intelligence and loves to date her. Most boys would love to date her but when she has her eye on someone she will try and get close to them. She would love to have a happy family when she is older and live a happy life.
'Who is that?'

Oh, that's Tekeya. She is so hot!'

The Key of Awesome 

Weekly musical comedy show on Youtube spoofing celebrities, pop-culture and the latest internet memes. Produced by barelypolitical. The Key of Awesome features Mark Douglas, Lauren Francesca, and others.
Have you seen that great Ke$ha parody on youtube?

Yea! The Key of Awesome made it. They did the Lady Gaga ones too!
The Key of Awesome by gorbasho August 19, 2010

Three in the key 

This term is not to be confused by Basketball Rule 5 (Violations), Article 26. Presented by the International Basketball Federation or FIBA: “The three second rule” also known as “Three in the key”. But instead this term represents a sexual act that is performed by one female (referred to as The Key) who is accompanied by three male percipients (players). And sometimes a fourth male (referred to as The Reff) is involved but not in a physical manner.

To perform the sexual position of Three in the Key the female lays on her side while one male inserts his penis into her vagina, another male inserts his dick into her asshole, and the third player has his dick in the females mouth. Hence the name Three in the key. (Because there is three players IN the key) Now if there is a fourth male involved he politely sits of to the side “Reffing” the situation (Jerking off). When the fourth male is at the point of climax (if he as one) he blows on a whistle then cums on the female thus “calling” the Three in the key violation.
Dean: Damn Jack I’m sorry to hear about what happened to Stephanie.
Jack: What do you mean?
Dean: You didn’t hear that Chris and some of his basketball teammates went Three in the key with her last night at the party.
Jack: FUCK!
Three in the key by 5wampDaddy November 12, 2018

The Key of Awesome 

A series of comedy music videos, both parodies and original

thekelley 

The maximum amount of beauty possible to obtain. Sunrises, sunsets, flowers, crashing waves on the beach, Eva Longoria: Now fuse all the beauty and heavenliness from these things into one... that is 'thekelley.' On occasion, there are those moments, those people, or those sites that are simply beyond description and beyond words; the beauty and splendor exceed anything previously discerned or even dreamed. Now there is a word to describe those things that were formerly undescribable... 'thekelley' beautiful perfect gorgeous stunning angel
Tony: Wow, this moment simply cant be described in words...

Jack: Erroneous, this is thekelley
thekelley by beautifulman123 August 11, 2010

snap the key off in the lock 

when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder
Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!