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A jobless suit donned douchebag, who uses his friend’s money on coke, hookers and lap dances instead of his starving child. Then after his shameless night of dick-resin covered whores, he tells said friend to fuck a razor blade dildo.
Friend 1: Hey, do you want to go on vacation?

Friend 2: I would, but the-pal stayed over last night and now I have nothing.
The-Pal by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019
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The Raoul Pal 

A sexual act conducted during significant cryptocurrency collapses. First, slice a scotch bonnet with bare hands and rub genitals. Second, have a partner ready to feel your pain.
To take our minds off the crypto market, Sally and I tried “The Raoul Pal”.
The Raoul Pal by CryptoCreep May 16, 2022

You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal! 

Voiceline said by scout when dominating a soldier in the hit fps game Team Fortress 2
"You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!"

Jewel in the Palace 

The super extremely popular Korean drama starring Lee-Young Ae as the first historical female doctor Jang Geum who struggles in a story about redemption, revenge, friendship and love. It became the highest rated show ever, averaging 47% (1/2 of all households) throughout the 50-60 episodes it lasted. it also became exceedingly popular in Hong Kong, China, Taiwan, Japan and Canada. It can be seen as one of the triggers to the recent Korean phenomenon that has gripped the Western world.
"Did you catch that episode of Jewel in the Palace yesterday?"
"Plesh, I saw the original Korean version with subtitles as to not reduce the quality of my viewing pleasure!"

beyond the pale

The phrase "beyond the pale" dates back to the 14th century, when the part of Ireland that was under English rule was delineated by a boundary made of such stakes or fences, and known as the English Pale. To travel outside of that boundary, beyond the pale, was to leave behind all the rules and institutions of English society, which the English modestly considered synonymous with civilization itself.
beyond the pale by jim.mcmahon November 30, 2003

The Palace Network

The Palace Network is a Disney/ Universal Studios Orlando Minecraft server. There are rumors (I have to say rumors do to legal reasons) that the owner is a pedophile. We all know that they are in their 20s and multiple former staff (volunteers) agree.
That The Palace Network place is wack.

hair to grow on the palm of your hand 

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.
Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?