The Wet 

When it's raining out or the ground is wet from rain.

"Let's go skate"
"Come on, you can't skate in the wet...your board will get waterlogged"

The Wet by dinojr June 20, 2009

The Wet Shit

A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.

"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.

"How come," said Jimmy.

"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.

The Wet Shit

The Wet Shit by The Dumbass That Knows June 21, 2016

The Wet Pretzel 

A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.

Me and the boys want to give your sister the wet Pretzel.

The Wet Pretzel by Waffle lad October 28, 2018

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011

the wet seagull 

taking a girl's sock, proceeding to jizz inside it and forcing the girl to put the sock back on her foot for the rest of the day

"Hey man, last night my girl wouldn't make me a sandwich and i sent her home with the wet seagull."

the wet seagull by caucasiantemptation February 5, 2012

The Wet Winter

When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.

You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!

The Wet Winter by Thesben March 13, 2020

The Wet Brownie Nugget 

Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once out, you pick her up, place her head into the bowl to bob for turds, then take her from behind until she either wakes up, or her husband walks in on you....

My girl was trying to pinch a loaf, and found herself eating the wet brownie nugget instead.

The Wet Brownie Nugget by Anthony D.... December 28, 2004