The Poker 

The Poker is an action used when someone rolls the corner of a pillow case and shoves it up someone’s nose. This often leads to anger, laughter and failed relationships

“I was sitting next to my girlfriend one day and she gave me an attitude so I gave that bitch the poker”

The Poker by Finkman June 11, 2019

the horizontal poker 

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol

Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !

the horizontal poker by Wizdee May 10, 2011

The joker poker 

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh

I pulled the joker poker on her last night

The joker poker by Evil492 April 25, 2021

liquor in the front, poker in the rear 

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

liquor in the front, poker in the rear by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

liquor in the front, poker in the rear 

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"

At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.

liquor in the front, poker in the rear by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009

The Extra Creamy Poker 

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

The Extra Creamy Poker by Higgywig September 5, 2007

poker in the brown eye 

To engage in anal sex.

She wanted me to poker in the brown eye

poker in the brown eye by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006