The Nelson 

The act of awakening someone with the exposure of your genitalia in close proximity to their face.

"This morning was great, my girlfriend woke me up with The Nelson"

The Nelson by Balogni806 August 25, 2017

The Nelson 

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.

"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"

The Nelson by mickey July 23, 2004

The Nelson Bird 

Alternate name for the black-capped chickadee. Named after Nelson Muntz, the bully on the Simpsons with the lackadasical and mocking laugh: "Ha-ha." The black-capped chickadee has two songs, the familiar 'chick-a-dee-dee-dee!' and a song that sounds like Nelson's 'Ha-ha." laugh. Listen here: http://www.learnbirdsongs.com/birdsong.php?id=12

Chris: Hey! That bird sounds just like Nelson on the Simpsons!
Mary: Yeah, that's The Nelson Bird! I think it's real name is the chickadee.

The Nelson Bird by ocius1 April 21, 2009

The Nelson Effect 

A recent gaming terminology where the player is on a current luck streak when all of a sudden their gaming prowess deteriorates by a factor of *10 for no discernible reason.

I was almost on a 20 kill, kill streak on CoD MW2 until I was hit by the nelson effect.

The Nelson Effect by Scout5566 February 13, 2020

the willy nelson 

an inescapable wrestling move

used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class

derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"

Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson

the willy nelson by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007

The Sam Nelson 

A variation of salad tossing, must be between two consenting males and must be in the infamous 69 position.

Person one: Damn bro you stick!
Person two: Dude i just hit the sam nelson!

The Sam Nelson by Bjdub April 18, 2009

the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)

Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.

the full nelson by marc February 3, 2005