Shaving a reverse landing strip on your pussy whereby the middle is shaved bald and a forest is left on the edges.
Employee - Sorry I am late for work I Got my period and running late to work so I just shaved ' The McMillan'
Boss - What's the McMillan?
Employee - I needed to clean up for hygiene purposes so I just shaved the middle of my pussy and left the forest down the sides and my legs
Boss - Sounds a plausible reason to be late
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)