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What the literal fuck? 

Used to class up and/or multiply the sound of a standard 'what the fuck'.

Compare to 'what the actual fuck'.
'Hey bro, I shit on a banana peel on satursunday.'
'What the literal fuck?'

Literally the Literallest 

When something is easily understandable and verifiable, and you don't need to explain its meaning, you call it "literally the literallest".
Drinking chocolate milk is literally the literallest. There's nothing you can't understand here.

The Literal Definition Of Therapy 

A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression
Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)

the literal cutest

wow look at how cute Nolan Hammerschmidt is hes the literal cutest

The Literal Olympics

Somebody bent on giving everything straight to you with fectbook and sercesand stoadies.
The lady was so bent on The Literal Olympics I just turned my brain off and nodded at her

follow the liter

What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.
I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.
follow the liter by QuacksO April 10, 2025