The Liang 

The Liang... the most rare and retarded species of monkey. but it uses its cuteness to lure in its prey. some say that the Liang is more closely related to the chinese people. but scientist are sure that it is a cross breeding of the Spider Monkey and a Yellow back.

The Liang was playing in the garden

Mom look its a The liang

The Liang by asdfhgfd July 20, 2012

The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.

"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."

The Langerhans Polka by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009

The Lang 

A highly intellectual, Hybrid language that originated from the English Language. The Lang consists of shortened versions of words from English. It is used by extremely intelligent people to save time, it is very difficult to learn and master, but once mastered it is very useful and is very time efficient.

A example of the Lang"Yo bro, could I get some wat, apprec. If don't get wat nev good again."

The Lang by The second best pers at lang June 16, 2018

The Lang 

Getting “The Lang” is to receive a crushing body slam or ass whooping.

I was acting like a little bitch so this big guy gave me The Lang me onto the pavement.

The Lang by PlacidoRules October 28, 2021

The Lang 

Getting “The Lang” is to receive a crushing body slam or ass whooping.

I was acting like a little bitch so this big guy gave me The Lang me onto the pavement.

The Lang by PlacidoRules October 28, 2021

The Lang 

A reference to a individual or group that performs sexual activities for entertainment purposes outside of the normal Pizza, plumber stereotype as portrayed in porn.

Im going to go do The Lang tonight, I had a IT man pop over for some of The Lang.

The Lang by Fistss September 28, 2022

The Lana Lang Defense 

Named after the character lana lang played by kristin kreuk on a show named smallville

The LL defense is fairly simple:

When in an argument which you are losing, simply demand to know what secrets your opponent is hiding from you. When your opponent, surprised most likely, retorts that they don't know what the hell you're on about, you look at them funny for a moment, then storm furiously out of the place you're holding the argument in. This not only makes you "win" the argument, but you also make your opponent slightly nervous as they probably ARE hiding something from you.

Clark: but lana, I saw you kissing with Lex! why did you do that?!
Lana: Clark, what's your secret? why are you hiding it from me? don't you trust me?
Clark: what does that have to do with anything?
*lana lang storms out of clarks loft, leaving him confused and annoyed at her.. but she still won the damn argument*

Above is known as the Lana Lang Defense

The Lana Lang Defense by John Marwin's ghost February 12, 2007