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The Lanes 

The most hood neighborhood in Yuma, AZ. Comprised of the poorest Mexicans, Blacks and the occasional White family. Located on the city outskirts. Drug dealers, drive-by’s and ratchetry are prevalent.
“You want a ride to where? The Lanes????? NOPE. Get out my car!”
The Lanes by RockB79 October 13, 2022

Greasing the Lanes 

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.
After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.

fucking the landscape 

Zooming in and out while filming or taking a picture, in order to focus attention on a certain point. Named so because zooming in and out resembles the in-and-out movement of sex.
John, the impromptu photographer, is filming at his cousin's wedding. He's zooming in and out, focusing on lights and the bride's boobs.
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!

the lakes 

the lakes, a bonus track on folklore, Taylor Swift’s 8th studio album
the lakes by swiftielakes July 11, 2021

The landscaper special 

It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man
Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy

The Lakes 

"Do you like The Lakes by Taylor Swift?"

"No"

"Get out of my sight immediately"
The Lakes by altair322 May 29, 2023