The Jerk
The Jerk by And Broken Bottles November 16, 2009
The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!
George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it
From the show Seinfeld
From the show Seinfeld
The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012
The Jerk Trap
Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
The Jerk Trap by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011
The Jerk-Stun
If you jerk off multiple times in a short period of time, you will most likely feel a strong stunning effect after the second or third time. This stunning effect is called The Jerk-Stun.
The Jerk-Stun by LT.Squidgy May 17, 2019
Dump the Jerk
"Oh man, Kimberly sent me a pic while I was on the toilet last night and it totally got me to dump the jerk."
"Nasty dude. That's my sister."
"Nasty dude. That's my sister."
Dump the Jerk by Extra Bec April 14, 2010
Am i the jerk?
The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
Am i the jerk? by Retro sukist December 24, 2022
Don't jerk the car
Don't jerk the car by OppWitSeriousMembers May 28, 2020