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The Harrison 

A seduction maneuver that trades subtlety for passion. Instead of waiting to see if you can negotiate an end of the date kiss, wait until your partner is in the middle of a sentence, grab her (or him) by the hair, and stick your tongue down their throat with such molten passion they forget what they were saying.

Ideally followed by continuing the conversation and the date as if nothing happened, while watching them try to recover their senses.
It just gets so dark so early- *the Harrison is employed* --um, I, hmm?
The Harrison by iamcalledstrongbad November 26, 2010

The Harrison 

A man who finds kids like a heat seeking lizard and lures them away with his one inch wonder.
Omg did you hear? Little Bethan got taken by The Harrison on her way back from her SATS.
The Harrison by SisFish911 January 25, 2024

The Harrison Slide 

When its 930pm, you go to the toilet on a night out and come back to find your 'mate' has gone home early and not told anyone.
"Stonkin' piss that! Hang on... wheres Nick?"

"Dunno" (looks around, looks at watch)

"Boys, he's done the Harrison Slide"

The Harrison Ford Effect 

A common phenomenon where a person's most famous artwork, video, movie role, or other creation/appearance in media is incidentally their least favorite, and the person in question inevitably grows to hate said work as it becomes the sole thing they are known for.

The term is named after actor Harrison Ford, who has famously expressed his distaste for the Star Wars franchise after decades of only ever being seen as "the guy who played Han Solo."
A: "John setting his YouTube video to 'private' is just another case of the Harrison Ford effect. He's ready to move on from it."
B: "But it had over a million views!"
A: "That doesn't mean he enjoys hearing about it all the time."

The Harrison Effect

When someone you dislike shows you a funny video and you find it cringe. However if you find the same video from a different source it becomes funny. You automatically dislike the video because it’s coming from a source you hate.
“That loser Harrison showed me a video I found cringe, later I saw the exact same video on Instagram and it got a chuckle out of me. I will name this The Harrison Effect”

The James Harrison Act 

The act of one football player tacking anther in a more aggressive way.... a good hit. And getting fined for it.
NOOOO! The Ref is call'in him on The James Harrison Act. AAwwww thats B.S put skirts on'em!