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the floss 

The Floss was Created by Russel Horning Known as "The Backpack Kid" originated on Instagram and caught the attention of Katy Perry and brought him to the SNL Show.
the floss by ZenPRS December 22, 2017

The Floss 

A dance created by Shane and Logan in 2011 in which one makes a flossing movement with their arms and hips.
Wow, I thought I was cool until I saw him do The Floss.
The Floss by factsandonlyfacts4 January 17, 2022

floss the albatross 

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden
floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

Floss the brown tooth 

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you proceed to take a shit on her back, then floss your ass with the girl's ponytail.

This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.

Mostly popular in Japan.
"My buddy Peet got bitch slapped for flossing the brown tooth with Maria last night. But goddamn is he my hero!"

"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"

floss the cat 

to masterbate. to jerk off. to jack off. to wack off. to spank the monkey. to beat the meat. to basically pleasure yourself.
neil: I have practice til 11, and then I think I might floss the cat.
floss the cat by bl0wupragd0ll December 3, 2007

Floss the cat 

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."