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The FAB Scale 

A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.
Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.

the fab four 

The nickname for the four most disgusting and famous interent sites.
meatspin.com
lemonparty.com
tubgirl.com
goatse.com
There are no images more disgusting than the Fab Four.
the fab four by Casey Atux August 25, 2006

The Fab Five

What any group of 5 girls (or gays) finds it necessary to label themselves.
If you should happen to lose a member of the Fab Five, you become the Core Four. If you should gain a member, you become the Six Chicks.
Hey, "the Fab Five" is from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Hey, "the Core Four" is from the OC.

Hey, "the Six Chicks" is from 13 Going on 30.
The Fab Five by Leahh U October 7, 2008

the fab teacher 

Gay 1: you have to watch the fab teacher videos on facebook
Gay 2: we been knew sis *sips tea*
the fab teacher by ImThatBitch96 September 15, 2018

the moral of the fable 

what one is supposed to learn, as in a fable, from a given incident or experience.
son: dad why was i taken to police station for public drunkenness, even if I didn't a bottle of alcohol on me?

father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.

The Fabulous Killjoys 

Comes from My Chemical Romances album (Danger Days - the true lives of the fabulous killjoys) concept. The killjoys, Party Poison (Gerard Way), Fun Ghoul (Frank Iero), Kobra Kid (Mikey Way) and Jet Star (Ray Toro) are fighting against the evil Better Living Industries in California, 2019. Korse is the bald guy in charge of BLi, with the Draculoids as henchmen. Other killjoy types, such as Dr Death Defying, are in league with Poison and his gang. The music videos for Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) and Sing are based on this alternate reality.
I loved the music video for Sing, where The Fabulous Killjoys get murdered by Korse and the Dracs!