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Sailor & The 7 Ballz 

Tuxedo Mask (or whatever you call him) sits in his room, masturbating to his never-ending supply of surveillance screens featuring SOMEONE either naked or doing the nasty. His expression is PRICELESS, as is his... er, ejaculation. (Let's just say he probably spends as much time wiping off his entire wall's worth of monitor screens as masturbating to them.)

Another amusing scene would be where our DBZ heroes make their way to the party orgy. Seeing Vegeta in nothing but black pants and a bowtie is freaky enough, but seeing Goku and Piccolo walking slightly behind, stifling giggles while reassuring Vegeta that he looks quite good, is just great.

Sadly, that's all the amusement this title has to offer. The rest simply degenerates into a huge mess of an orgy, featuring well known or lesser known characters humping it up left and right. And no one is safe. If I remember correctly, I think I saw Belldandy being thoroughly violated by Terry Bogard. And that's certainly not the end of it.

It IS the end of the review, though. I seem to remember something vague about the Dragon Ball (the actual BALL, that is) bouncing around and turning some of the Sailor girls into she-males, but I'd rather not reminisce or elaborate any more on that. It IS worth watching at least once for its sheer ridicul-o-power, but only if you can find it rather easily. It's not worth getting particularly worked up over, that's for sure.
When i saw Sailor & The 7 Ballz i thought that it was the weirdest porn/comedy i have ever seen.

Peed in the Ball Pit 

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.
That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

Belle of the ball 

The partner of partners, the belle of the ball.
Belle of the ball by Huertino December 2, 2010

the ball is in your half court

this expression means

it is now up to you to decide on what you want to do/what decision to take

N.B : this phrase is a direct English translation of the french (specifically of France) expression "la balle est dans ton/votre camp"
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you two choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and the drugs, or you can move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with you. The ball is in your half court.

Angela:I would like to commit suicide. Wtf? You want me to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?

mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.

call the ball 

Commit to a course of action; make a final decision about a course of action. Derived from U.S. Navy terminology for a naval aviator confirming he has the optical landing aids in sight prior to landing on an aircraft carrier.
Famously used during the movie "Top Gun". Flight Control: "Maverick, you're at 3/4 of a mile. Call the ball." Maverick: "Roger. Maverick has the ball."
call the ball by jab3rd December 8, 2013

Joshing the ball

When someone throws or kicks the ball horribly in a direction farther than the person that was originally supposed to catch the ball.
Joshua: -Throws the football in the wrong direction-

Logan: God dammit, stop joshing the ball.