Textbrick 

(n)- An academic textbook of such massive weight and proportion that it may only be described as a brick. A common cause of scoliosis when in large numbers.

May be used as hyperbole.

"Man, my chemistry teacher just gave me a massive Textbrick."
"Do you have to take it back and forth to school?"
"Yeah."
"Bummer."

Textbrick by Deemenye August 2, 2009

Texttickle 

When a text message is funny and makes you lol (laugh out loud)

Bob: Why are you laughing
Donna: Reeba just texttickled me.

Texttickle by ZebraFiesta February 1, 2009

Textdrinking 

Verb. 1. To text friends and family while you are drinking.

2. Texting people while you drinbk alone so you don't feel lonely. Could be in text form or even pictures.

#1My brother was textdrinking me last night.
#2 My buddy Rick and I were textdrinking for 6 hours last saturday. He had 12 beers and I only had 10. I sent him a pic of my first 3 beers.

Textdrinking by Krazy K Mooghasi June 10, 2009

Textricate 

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.

"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"

Textricate by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

texticks 

a great person making an omori rp game on roblox

silverr: hey texticks wanna play insert stupid ass game here

texticks: no fuck you

texticks by averagetexticksejoyer August 9, 2021

Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people

Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8

Texterical by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

telebrick 

When networking "takes a crap", "eats a brick", or "drops a brick".

I was totally WoWing it up, and I dropped after a hard telebricking

telebrick by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008