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and then I found ten dollars! 

A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness
...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!

I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars 

I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars
I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars

I, How, We, As The People In Congress, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars

I, How, We, As The People In Congress, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars
I, How, We, As The People In Congress, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars

ten-dollar word 

Using large, difficult words that most people will not understand. Makes you look like an elitist prick that wants to flaunt your advanced intelligence or vocabulary.
"So I told the rather rubicund fellow that I would not forbear his facetious predilection, and that I would extirpate him if he persisted. However I refrained from the notion because I desiderated copulation with his girlfriend."

Said without ten-dollar words:

"So I told the red-faced bastard that I wasn't gonna put up with his sarcastic attitude, and I was gonna kill 'em if he didn't stop. But I decided not to 'cuz I wanted to bang his girlfriend.
ten-dollar word by jumpinthefire October 29, 2007

Ten Dollar Admission 

A term used to describe a party or activity where guests are encouraged to arrive under the influence of LSD. A tab of LSD will often cost around ten dollars, hence the name.

When it is a requirement, security will sometimes check guests' tongues before allowing them in and charge a cover if they do not see a tab.
Guest: "Yo, man, whats the details for Saturday?"

Host: "BYOB, girls get free drinks, BP, no cover, ten dollar admission, starts at 8"
Ten Dollar Admission by davidblue November 11, 2013

ten dollar punch 

Punching someone with a roll of quarters in your fist.
That bum asked me for a quarter, so I gave him a ten dollar punch.
ten dollar punch by pintslayer December 20, 2010