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Traptivity 

The Activities done while committing any act in the trap.
Coined by OJ Da Juiceman while explaining his rapping style.
DJ: Do you consider yourself a lyricist?
OJ: I never came in the game saying I'm the best lyricist... I came in the game with Traptivity. But vocabulary is important.
DJ:Well you Definitely introduced me to some new vocabulary
Traptivity by J|C October 25, 2009

Law of Textivity

Rule whereby the time to reply to someone's text must be greater than or equal to the time it took for them to reply to your prior text.
John was doing great with that girl he met Friday night until he showed how eager he was by breaking the Law of Textivity. She took days to reply to his text and he writes back immediately. Amateur move.
Law of Textivity by NYobserver November 30, 2011

Einstein's Theory of Textivity

When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.
Einstein's Theory of Textivity

Trumptivity Scene

Drawing inspiration from the traditional nativity scene where baby Jesus has been replaced with an orange baby Trump, complete with tiny golden diaper and a miniature red MAGA hat. Usually features the three wise men bringing gifts of Diet Coke, McDonald's, and a gift of a 747-8. Mary and Joseph are often replaced with Melania looking perpetually annoyed and some random random unsavory dictator.

The angel above the manger holds a banner reading "Make Bethlehem Great Again" and the star has been swapped out for a giant neon Trump logo. Shepherds are replaced with Secret Service agents, and instead of sheep, there's a flock of Twitter birds carrying tiny smartphones. The background of the manger is replaced with pictures depicting Trump with a clenched fist, or a sneering-mug-shot Trump.

Popular among both die-hard MAGA supporters who think it's genuinely holy, and liberals who set them up ironically for maximum holiday chaos at family dinners.
"Grandpa set up his Trumptivity scene on the front lawn again. The HOA is having a meltdown and the neighbors won't stop taking selfies with it."

"My aunt bought a Trumptivity scene 'to trigger the libs' but honestly it just triggers everyone who has to look at baby Trump in swaddling clothes."

"The Trumptivity scene at the town square caused a three-hour city council meeting and two fistfights in the Dollar General parking lot."