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Teanderthal

Tea Party member, someone who staples tea bags on their hat while strapping on guns to attend a political rally. Someone who salutes a yellow flag depicting a snake with the admonition "Don't Tread on Me". A Tea Party advocate who publishes target symbols on elected members of Congress while chanting militaristic slogans such as "don't retreat, reload". Someone who believes that others do not deserve the decent pay, benefits or health care they expect for themselves. A hypocrite. A cave dweller. Troglodyte.
Teanderthal Rand Paul (R-KY) is the first Tea Party member elected to the United States Senate.
Teanderthal by wshaw March 19, 2011
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Teanderthal

A stagnant evolutionary chain of the human species which has branched off from humans and will eventually become extinct.
Teanderthals can't survive, as it has become evident that their evolutionary process has become stagnant, which, in the end, will cause their demise.
Teanderthal by pari_passu2 February 26, 2011

meanderthal 

People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.
I would have been here ten minutes earlier if I hadn't been stuck behind that meanderthal.
meanderthal by dswenson June 11, 2006

Neanderthal

A subhuman species of hominids that was wiped out by humans ( homosapians). They had small frontal cortex and were short and barrel chested.

Used to be used as someone who was a degenerate or primitive until recently when it was discovered non-africans were mixed with them, now they praise neanderthal admixture
Person A: You see that guy screaming and banging things like a neanderthal?

Person B: Yea what a sub human
Neanderthal by ChamWang August 2, 2017

Meanderthal 

A person with nowhere to go and nothing to do who wanders the sidewalks aimlessly in a swervy, slow path that blocks the paths of people who do have somewhere to go and something to do.
I was supposed to be at the Museum of Natural History thirty minutes ago but my path was slowed and at times completely blocked by roving packs of meanderthals.
Meanderthal by mymarwit July 20, 2010

Neanderthal

An insult commonly used by people of higher intelligence to insult a person with lower intellect, it can also be used on a person who is hairy or carries a resemblance to a neanderthal/Monkey.
Person 1: Oh look, here comes Robert
Person 2: Oh no, the retard?
Person 1: Yeah, what an absolute neanderthal
Neanderthal by CaVeMaN420 May 22, 2019

Neanderthal

1. Caucasians; White People; White Males; White Females

2. Low IQ Subhumans who went extinct around 40,000 years ago whose bloodline is notably diluted with the Caucasian genome sequence. They lived almost exclusively in Europe before their extinction, with heavy populations in what would be today's central European countries. They are often associated with hairiness, Low IQs and animal driven instinct/behavior.

- Were previously mocked by Caucasians heavily due to their low IQs and other animal like behaviors until it was recently discovered virtually every one of them has Neanderthal blood diluted in their veins; and are now praised by Caucasians as being smarter than previously thought (despite the fact that they went extinct 40,000 years ago)
Person 1: I just did a DNA test and I found out I am actually 8% Neanderthal

Person 2: Ahhh... Now that would explain why you are so hairy and have such a low IQ
Neanderthal by KingLi December 17, 2022