Tardonnay 

1: Wine sold in boxes to retards who think they are not alcoholics.

2: wine consumed in mass quantities as to render the recipient retarded.

At the party, Bob drank half the box of wine then relieved himself in the closet, ruining the party and several coats. " Bob! What the heck were you drinking!? Tardonnay?

Tardonnay by KennyRex January 27, 2011

Cardonnay 

A white wine varietal favoured by Kath Day-Knight and her daughter Kimberly Craig (nee Day) of "Kath and Kim". It's French, the "H" is silent.

Let's sit down in the goodroom and have a noyce glass of Cardonnay or Sauvignon Plonk.

Cardonnay by dippitybix May 2, 2005

tardonaut 

Someone who contributes significantly to the field of exploration in human stupidity.

Notice that no one left with her. So either she went alone, rather unlikely, or her friends thought she was an utter tardonaut.

tardonaut by execute December 15, 2008

Tardonaut 

Someone spectacularly retarded. As astronauts are the best of the best, selected for their excellence, taronauts are the peak of idiocy, stupid beyond the reaches of mere retardation.

She was an utter tardonaut, calling the comedian rascist - despite the entire joke being about avoiding sounding rascist.

Tardonaut by Redditor December 15, 2008

Tardonaut 

One who explores the unconquered frontier of idiocy.

Lucy was such a tardonaut when she told the comedian he was a racist right after he made several jokes about how racists suck.

Tardonaut by saint gulik December 15, 2008

Tardonaut 

Someone doing something extraterestrially stupid - a portmanteau of 'astronaut' and 'retarded'

"She went alone or her friends didn't want to be seen with her because she was an utter tardonaut."

Tardonaut by iSharQ December 15, 2008

tardonaboom 

To throw up after smoking pot

I had to tardonaboom after taking a big hit

tardonaboom by Jerrod235 April 22, 2018