Tardog

Short for "Tard Dog", a stupid dog.

Ray: Your dog peed on the sofa
Steve: I know, he's such a tardog.

Tardog by Brawndo QC July 27, 2010

Tardigrade 

Water-dwelling micro-animal with eight legs.
Quite possibly the toughest animal in nature.

1: Tardigrades can survive 10 years without drinking water.
2: Tardigrades can survive in outer space.

Tardigrade by Redtail September 11, 2014

TardGrinder 

A popular dating website for retarded people.

Oliver: "Hay man where did you meet that hot chick?"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"

TardGrinder by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.

Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.

tardocracy by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010

Tardogoloid 

Tardogoloid is said to someone whenever they act retarded and also like a mong so basically mega retarded

Mike: dude look at james hes so retarded
Lucas: Retarded? More like Tardogoloid
Mike: Oh shit you right you are so right he is a tardogoloid thanks mate i will put that in my dictionary thanks so much

Tardogoloid by Conqueror April 6, 2020

Tardgasm

A hybrid word combining Retard and Orgasm. Describes inappropriate behavior or an exaggerated, inappropriate burst of joy.

The word of the day was said on the Peewee Herman show and everyone had a tardgasm.

Tardgasm by Jason's shoes hurt April 16, 2008

Tarmogoyf 

A powerful Magic the Gathering card. Its power and toughness are so ridiculously high that people continuously ask, "How big is tarmogoyf?" Tarmogoyfs cost A LOT of money.

I play a 5/6 tarmogoyf for 2 mana. Have fun!

Tarmogoyf by Dan Br August 4, 2008