TTGSD

Time To Get Shit Done. Right after ejaculation after an intense session of masturbation, man is quickly thrown back into reality, upon which he is reminded of all the errands he must run, all the work he must do. When motivation is scarce for said things, saying a cool, short, hip abbreviation, such as "TTGSD" will provide the energy needed.
Often also altered to "Double T, GSD".

Chad: Dude, i just came so hard jerking it to Tina's bikini pic. I swear, her photos are better than porn.

Dale: Ditto, dude. Absolutely right. Well, anyway, TTGSD, I guess.

Chad: Yup. TTGSD. See you at the gym.

TTGSD by ruggyrugburn November 21, 2010

ttgd

time to get drunk

henk: ewa~! its ttgd!
paul: ttgd?
henk: time to get drunk euheuehueheueh!

ttgd by bats247 March 4, 2011

TTGSBTM 

Take That Ghetto Shit Back To Myspace. A phrase used on Facebook Wh3n P30pL3 tYp3 LiK3 ThiS. It was created in retaliation to the migration of ghetto people from Myspace to Facebook. It respresents an effort to make all the annoying people who think they are cool to go back to myspace

sw@ng1N d0wN th3 sTr33t jAmM1n t0 Zr0" "TTGSBTM!!!!

TTGSBTM by Jules91 October 6, 2010

TTGFD

Time to get fucking drunk!

Fuck this shit it's TTGFD

TTGFD by Munchrow March 28, 2011

ttgmdw

trying to get my dick wet

variation: ttgmvw, trying to get my vagina wet

guy 1: why are you going to that party tonight?

guy 2: more girls than guys, ttgmdw

guy 1: i'll be there in five minutes

ttgmdw by jcp2011 April 28, 2011

Ttsd 

TRUMP TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER.
this is the term for people who are overwhelmed with anxiety due to Trump winning the election. They suffer from depression and lack the ability to cope with everyday life. These people are still crying a river because they will soon have to become responsible and get a job. They use and abuse drugs to try and mellow out but to no avail. Suicide rates amongst these precious little snowflakes should be alot higher in the next year . Oh well

Susy the liberal has ttsd so bad she layed down on the railroad tracks and waited for obliteration.

Ttsd by Pimpshooga April 22, 2017

TTGS 

Trying To Get Some

She's all up on him TTGS.

TTGS by SKILL10N July 31, 2009