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Promatize 

v. To inflict trauma before, during, after, and/or about junior or senior high school prom.
- to be the victim of such horrible trauma.
Greg: Dude, did you see Jen? Her dress tore, her boyfriend dumped her, she got caught with a flask, and her hair lost it's curls!
Dude: Yeah, she was promatized.
Promatize by Mrpianoman June 8, 2007

titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

trumpatized 

when you simultaneously are outraged at injustice, saddened by hate, and laughing at stupidity.
Eric read the latest executive order and immediately felt trumpatized.
The latest press conference left Sandy feeling trumpatized.
trumpatized by revfish February 3, 2017
(v.) To seduce or romance.
"I was trying to aromatize you."
aromatize by King Mob May 25, 2004

trumptized

To be mesmerized by a great speaker/speech. Such as when president Trump speaks.
(Guy 1) Dude are they still chanting "lock her up", and "drain the swamp"?
(Guy 2) Yep. They're true americans. They're trumptized.
trumptized by jayn3al March 22, 2017

traumatized blueberry 

an extremely traumatized blueberry, most likely because you ate it's family
yooo, i found a traumatized blueberry in my fruit salad