TAOT

"The Arbiter of Truth", or wikipedia.
Anything wikipedia says must be true. Right????

Bob: Senator John Doe would make a great president. I hope he runs in 2012.
Adam (doesn't know who John Doe is, looks up on TAOT): Well, I see here that John Doe is a fascist communist and sleeps with farm animals.
Bob (under breath): "why am I discussing this with Adam?..."

TAOT by sρäagen March 12, 2010

TAOTRIC 

A group of fierce individuals that dominate/massacre kids and/or adults in the game of dodgeball

TAOTRIC really whooped our asses in that tounament last month.

TAOTRIC by DBake August 11, 2008

TaoTao#0006 

TaoTao#0006 is the BEST person on earth and if you talk to them you’ll feel like you’re talking to an ANGEL

“have you talked to TaoTao#0006?”

“no but I wish cause they’re literally an angel”

TaoTao#0006 by notTaoTao April 19, 2021

taotaowang 

taotaowang is the cutest and most asian man you will ever meet. taotaowang can often be seen either watching hentai, or doing his homework. taotaowang has a good sense of humor but is pretty retarded so he cant make a good use of it.

Girl 1: "Do you see that guy over there? He's so cute!!"

Girl 2: "OMG, thats taotaowang!"

taotaowang by Real Evan Robson March 6, 2022

taotu 

Some random nigga who jerks to pretty sammy

Milf ; Oi do you know who the fuck is taotu

Tyrone ; some random nigga who jerks off to prettysammy

taotu by Kiss my lips April 9, 2022

TaoTao 

TaoTao is a Chinese company that supplies cheap, poorly built ATV's, Scooters, and other off-road equipment. Due to TaoTao's poor quality, it is not unusual for their products to malfunction and/or leak fluids.

"Hey man, why the hell is my driveway covered in oil?!"

"Dave brought his fucking TaoTao over..."

TaoTao by tarylbody123 July 21, 2018