Swellbeing 

The state of happiness, nostalgia and hope for the future brought on by just the right amount of booze.

Chase considered taking another shot of Stoli, but ultimately decided against it because it would interfere with his swellbeing.

Swellbeing by I'm Not Chase May 15, 2019

beef swellington 

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.

Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.

beef swellington by McFred March 12, 2011

Swellington 

an erection

The impromptu Swellington in my trousers prevented me from leaving my seat.

Swellington by rhenvar June 19, 2010

Swelling 

Slang for lying; to decieve or beguile. A slang term derived from the DC/MD metro area. Typically used in its progressive present participle: swelling.

-Note it is not common to use in simple form present tense: Swell

"My homeboy has a 92 Geo Prism and said he drove a G35 Infinity...swelling (lying) like sh*t"

Swelling by Michanism October 7, 2009

swelling 

to go work out or enlarge your muscles

oh where were you?

i was at the gym swelling :)

swelling by elizabeth16 June 25, 2008

viper swelling 

injecting class a drugs into your tongue.
whilst fingering your arse

I am really concerned about mikey. I came home from work last night and he writhing in shit and spitting blood from viper swelling

viper swelling by The real cobain October 18, 2010

bike swelling 

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.

Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.

bike swelling by goldenchocolate January 5, 2010