Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021

"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

Michael Superbacker by YourAverageDisappointment November 26, 2021

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Superficticial

A person who does something only for sake of appearance, and keeps a piece of evidence to create or imply a false narrative.

Taking credit for actions that were not genuinely performed is a common type of narcissistic behaviour that is both superficial and self-aggrandizing. In the age of social media and selfies, such behaviour has become rampant.

I can't believe how superficticial those tourists were. They wore hiking attire and took photos in front of the mountain, but made no attempt to climb it.

She is so superficticial that she had the nerve to show up only at the end of the project and still posed for a group photo as if she had done as much as the rest of us.

She is such a neglectful mother but takes one photo each day of her child smiling to make it seem like she is a good parent. I hope her child doesn't grow up to be so superficticial.

Superficticial by Impossibilia December 27, 2017

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Redbank Sugarlick

When you are so desperate for a blowjob you let your male cousin do it then give him one in return to keep him from telling anyone.

Sarah had dumped P.D. so he had become desperate for his usual Saturday night blow. So when his cousin Mike came over for some XBox playing he begged him for a Redbank Sugarlick. Mike had not had it in awhile from Sarah either so he agreed. Now P.D. can't get Mike to stop coming by the house.

Redbank Sugarlick by Jerry Samaria March 1, 2010

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Superficial Responding

When someone says something to you, you ask them to repeat it and still don't have a clue about, so rather than asking them to repeat again, you stimulate a variety of different responses such as;
Nodding your Head
Smiling and Looking at The person
Looking Down
Agreeing
Looking Concerned

This method of reply is often useful when speaking to people with strong accents, or old people.

Dan: Wow thats a nice watch, how much was that?
Ted: What?
Dan: How much was your watch
Ted: Yes *Smiles* (Superficial Responding)

Superficial Responding by R4inman June 3, 2007

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