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A Suffusion of Yellow 

Any number greater than 4.
'The electronic I Ching calculator was badly made. It had probably been manufactured in whichever of the South-East Asian countries was busy tooling up to do to South Korea what South Korea was busy doing to Japan. Glue technology had obviously not progressed in that country to the point where things could be successfully held together with it. Already the back had half fallen off and needed to be stuck back on with Sellotape.'

'It was much like an ordinary pocket calculator, except that the LCD screen was a little larger than usual, in order to accommodate the abridged judgments of King Wen on each of the sixty-four hexagrams, and also the commentaries of his son, the Duke of Chou, on each of the lines of the hexagram. These were unusual texts to see marching across the display of a pocket calculator, particularly as they had been translated from the Chinese via the Japanese and seemed to have enjoyed many adventures on the way.'

'The device also functioned as an ordinary calculator, but only to a limited degree. It could handle any calculation which returned an answer of anything up to "4".'

'"1 + 1" it could manage ("2"), and "1 + 2" ("3") and "2 + 2" ("4") or "tan 74" ("3.4874145"), but anything above "4" it represented merely as "A Suffusion of Yellow". Dirk was not certain if this was a programming error or an insight beyond his ability to fathom, but he was crazy about it anyway, enough to hand over £20 of ready cash for the thing.'

--Douglas Adams, "The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul"

self-sufficionado 

Noun. A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about all things self-sufficient.
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall is a British celebrity chef, television personality, and a self-sufficionado known for his back-to-basics philosophy.
self-sufficionado by Norm DePlume January 13, 2013

Sufficious 

When someone who is half deaf misheard you when you said "suspicious" and doesnt want to seem like a dumbass so they go with it when its meaningless and they are just retarded
"That's so suspicious of them""Ah yes very sufficious"
Sufficious by Sufficious_Bitch February 16, 2022

self-sufficiency standard 

(ECONOMICS) an alternative metric of poverty; used instead of the poverty level by some researchers.

Developed as a superior alternative to the federal poverty level to estimate the income required for families to pay for their basic needs. Computed at the county level, the SSS takes into account the costs of food, housing, health insurance, childcare, transportation, taxes, and other basic expenses, with component values varying across more than 70 different family types. SSS wages have been calculated to date for all counties in 35 states and the District of Columbia.
Usually people are not concerned by reports of the large numbers of people living below the poverty level, because they assume it just means poor people have to tighten their belts.

The self-sufficiency standard (SSS), if explained, should change this. If a person's wages are below the SSS, then she is not only not making enough to meet her current needs, she's not making enough to preserve her ability to earn what little she has.

suffixiousness 

–noun

1. excessive suffixes
2. the practice of using extra suffixes on words
words that have suffixiousness:

* awesomeacious
* fantasticaliciousness
* anonymousnessity

1. "The fatasticaliciousness nature of this situation is awesomacious"

2. "Your suffixiousness is killing me"
suffixiousness by atomantic January 14, 2008

suspicionator 

My teacher caught me cheating. What a suspicionator!
suspicionator by IshyDaPimp June 27, 2016