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sucks monkey fucks 

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.
AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.
sucks monkey fucks by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010

SUCK MONKEY 

A woman (hopefully) whose sole reason for existence is sucking cock.
SUCK MONKEY by GS March 18, 2004

Sucks Monkeys Balls 

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls
jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

Suck-Monkey 

A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up.

Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract
Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch boss a birthday card...
Suck-Monkey by FireMoth April 3, 2006

suck monkey 

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.
lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!
suck monkey by evilcorey October 27, 2004