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Strictmas 

Strictmas is the season from December 1st to January 1st in which strict Christmas followers feel decorations should be allowed to be hung. Any decorations put up before or any kept up after are considered wrong and a violation of the strictmas season. Loose strictmas followers condone decorations or trees put up after Thanksgiving but not necessarily after December 1st.
Guy 1: "Its not even Thanksgiving and this guys got his lights up and a blow up Santa, that disgusts me!"

Guy 2: "Cool it bro, he's just celebrating the season."

Guy 1: "Actually, Strictmas season runs from December 1st to the 1st of January and its not even Thanksgiving, this is a felony in my books."
Strictmas by AbbieWilkes November 30, 2009
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stickmaster500 

He's that guy you see in every team fortress 2 comment section as one of the top comments in the comment sections of youtube, he also may appear in comment sections you would never expect him to be either.
HOLY SHIT STICKMASTER500 YOU'RE LITERALLY IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON YOUTUBE

striptease

The art of seductively removing ones clothing to provide pleasure/entertainment for other(s).
I did a striptease for my sisters fiance the night of his bachelor party.
striptease by Belinda November 5, 2004

Strictarian 

One who is exceedingly strict and highly disciplined, especially about rules and regulations.
Those people at the motor vehicle bureau are such strictarians!
Strictarian by Phraseman February 8, 2009

Pi Striptease 

When the irrational and transcendental number π occasionally reveals herself to excite the mathematical brethren of her numerical or geometric hidden properties, be it through some new beautiful pattern or little juicy theorem.
Both number theorists and numerologists get pretty aroused when they get invited to attend a pi striptease event (by invitation only), whose aha! moments could get them mathematically excited for days.
Pi Striptease by MathPlus September 1, 2021

striptease

The "art" (wink, wink) of seductive dancing while removing clothing; performed by ecdysiasts
I love the was Lucious does her striptease!

Stricthammer 

Similar to the Banhammer, but wielded by parents in an attempt to destroy any potential plans to get high, drunk, or engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
Jonny: Is Nathan coming to the rave tonight?
Casey: No, his parents brought down the stricthammer on him.
Stricthammer by UDLabrador February 12, 2009