Strelchun 

Constructed from a wide array of Western European genes, the Strelchun complex is one of the most beautiful to be viewed by the human eyes. Lithuanian for "The Great Archer," the Strelchun family has a brave, courageous gene built into their very core. Often times they consist of abnormally large biceps, and are deceptively very intelligent. If any problem persists in this family, the only to be named is the slight inclination to urinate one's pants under intense intoxication. Also sometimes the youngest generation can overly indulge in high-caloric food items, thus being deemed "fat fucks." This added weight is transferred instantly to pure muscle mass by the age of 20 due to Lipimobilization, a scientific phenomenon only seen in the Strelchun gene.

"Dude ur hot as a Strelchun!"
"Shit, a Strelchun's here." (Said in a highly depressed tone by males when a Strelchun male enters a party scene due to increased female distraction)

Strelchun by Jamie Kalns October 11, 2007

Steelcuntiphobia 

The fear of metal vaginas

Guy 1: Hey dude, want to go on Rule34?
Guy 2: Sure, just as long we don't look up robots, I have steelcuntiphobia.

Steelcuntiphobia by You_Have_No_Idea October 6, 2013

stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.

Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

stretchingly realistic by AMarie0908 August 3, 2010

anal stretching 

The act of stretching one's anus via toys with a 2" diameter for beginners up to 5"+ for experts. This can be an act of bdsm, fetishism, body modification or anal sex. The anus naturally stretches just like ear piercings, and after a few hours will return to its original size. This also helps to prevent hemorrhoids. It does not however have any negative side effects on defecation.

Boy, I sure am sore from all that anal stretching we did last night.

anal stretching by tdimez October 14, 2013

Stretchin ten 

That feeling you get when you look at your bank account balance and realize you have no money left. To make matters worse you don't get paid for 1-2 weeks and therefor have to stretch the last of your cash. Regardless of the amount it is always referred to as stretchin' ten.

Chase: Yo Tanner you wanna hit sandbar later or maybe just grab a 30 and chill?

Tanner: No bro, I am stretchin ten right now, probably just going to chill till next week when I get paid.

Stretchin ten by Uncle R Chase August 16, 2010

anal stretching cream 

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

anal stretching cream by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

stretching walls 

The action of sexual intercourse between two individuals, usually describes sexual intercourse referring to the male penis as stretching the anal or vaginal cavity walls.

Alex: dayum that's my boi!

Alex: so whatcha do last night ?
Dan: yo i was down dicking this one bitch and stretching walls!

stretching walls by Daniel The Tiger November 21, 2017