Stoners Tan 

A stoner who falls asleep (due to inhaling mass amounts of the chemical substance "THC") in the sun, sometimes obtains a sun burn. This burn is called a Stoners Tan. Stoners Tan's are easily identifiable by the uneveness of the tan, often only covering one side of the stoners face.

Haha~ Tyler's a fucking idiot getting stoned and passing out in his backyard. He's reppin' the stoner tan to the fullest!

Stoners Tan by pud monkey May 29, 2005

Tan stoner 

2nd Leader of the tan crew

Yo tan stoner WHATS GOOD!

Tan stoner by Tan Bogie July 18, 2022

stoner tangent 

The out-of-nowhere tangent subject that comes up in the middle of a conversation between a group of people who smoke weed a lot.

Stoner 1: "So, last night was fun. I got really drunk."

Stoner 2: "Yeah. Do you ever think about what it would be like to be a duck?"

Stoner 1: "Dude. That was a total stoner tangent."

stoner tangent by BluntToMyLips March 31, 2009

Stoner Tangent 

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.

Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.

Stoner Tangent by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009

Stonerstache 

the hair that grows above the upper lip after smoking pot for several days straight.

after smoking Peyote for six straight days, i looked in a mirror and discovered the stonerstache i had grown.

Stonerstache by itsralf October 21, 2010