Statistics 

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

Statistics by allegro_perth May 14, 2011

statistics 

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

statistics by bradley90 December 19, 2011

Statistics 

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

Statistics by 87fan October 8, 2011

Statistics 

The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.

Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."

Statistics by PolarBearKorean July 30, 2011

statistics 

statistics is a branch of science which deals with data collection,presentstion,analysis, and drawing conclusion for any problem under study.

science without statistics bears no fruit
statistics without science has no root

statistics by farooqi July 31, 2006

statistics 

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

statistics by jt July 14, 2003

statistics 

Bullshit alot of the time.

Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.

statistics by Clinker June 19, 2008