The burdic
way of wearing a Hardenbart, as it was know in Starden,
Germany.
Towards the end of the third century of the burdenstardic
dynasty, the Stardenburden were settled in stundenbardic Hardenberg directly next to Oberhardenburdenhagerburg. Every Stardenburde, who refused to wear a Hardenbart of the Stardenburdic kind has been burted to a Stundenbardenhart or a hardic Untenbardardenstandenburt. Whoever could not start the burting at the Unterbadenstart has been sentenced to a vierhardigburdigen Stardenburdenhardenbart under badic Stardenbartengurten.
Not to be confused with the enemies of the Stardenburden, the Sturdenbarden. They
may have had the same goals as the Stardenburden of conquering and evangelizing the neighbouring Hurdenbärtigen Hardeburger (now known as the
Netherlands), but they differentiate themselves from the Stardenburden by burting the burdic Hardenbart in the Sturtic
way. Their great battle in
front of the gates of Stundenbardisch-Hardenberg is depicted in a painting inside of the Sturdenbardic Hurdbart-Church in Badisch-Hurdenberg.
It has apparently been proven that some species of cat only react to this word.
