Stanky Spanky 

Noun. The act of giving and/or receiving a handjob while defecating into a toilet.

"Sharon gave Brian a stanky spanky after he ate too much Taco Bell. It was gross."

Stanky Spanky by the bees tits September 15, 2016

skanky spanky 

when you go around spanking random peoples (who you think look skanky) asses

i gave such a good skanky spanky to this realy hot granny last saterday

skanky spanky by vajoob February 17, 2010

swanky spanky 

to be cool, to look wonderful, the most rightious person there

the woman at the party was looking swanky spanky in that mini dress

swanky spanky by Kathara June 22, 2008

Son of a Spanky 

A term used when you are greatly pissed at someone.

Son of a spanky! Ethan, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! NOW!!

Son of a Spanky by Soph.dolan July 28, 2017

son of a spanky 

a phrase used when you’re very angry/pissed off.

Lisa: “son of a spanky! ethan! clean your room!”

son of a spanky by famousdol December 2, 2017

Spanky Doodle Handy 

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

Spanky Doodle Handy by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

spanky dolittle 

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

spanky dolittle by sandspit September 24, 2007