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When somebody is watching another person, without their consent and knowledge. Lingering about and acting creepy, in general. Making all the girls bug out and try to get away from you because you are so weird and eww. You make me double check my doors at night.
Female #1: "Nick is following us around again!"
Female #2: "Omg, girl....I know! He is sooo stalky! I hope he doesn't kill us, tonight. "

-He is stalky and gives me the creeps! I hope you can walk me home. He might try to bundy me!
Stalky by Acire.siem909 July 27, 2014
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A verb commonly used whilst playing a stupid tank game with your brother; when you feel like stalking some random mofo.
I FEEL LIKE BEING STALKY TODAY
STALKY by HANDICAPPED EAGLE December 21, 2017

Stalky Sisters 

A term for a group of people (typically iconic) that are considered to be tall. For boys, the cutoff is around 6'2" and for girls it is 5'8". If you are below these heights but above the average height, you are considered a mini stalky sister. If you are at or below the average height, you are a mere mini shawty stalky sister.
Person 1: "Oh my goodness! Did you see the stalky sisters just walk past us?"
Person 2: "Yeah they're so tall and... ✨stalky✨. I WISH I COULD BE THEM!"

stalky stalks 

A stalking so bad that it requires the intervention of the law and/or other authorities.
Poor woman declared her love for him and wouldn't leave him alone. It's so creepy that he called the police. She's definitely got a mild case of the stalky stalks.
stalky stalks by MrT-maybe January 26, 2022

Stalky Creeper 

A creepy stalker who has no friends except for those who this person stalks. Everyone wants to kill this person.
Stalky Creeper is a good reputation to have.
Stalky Creeper by murder they wrote September 1, 2010

Shadow_Stalky 

A 13 year old Child who thinks that the British Parliament is a form of Justice.

This large weighted child from America thinks that telling someone to Commit S is funny.

The 13 year old runs a group called || CI Chaos Insurgency || on the well known game of ROBLOX

This individual along with his friend Yicarus try to raid a discord in revenge for a fake Cease and Desist document.
Shadow_Stalky says that Parliament is like the Supreme Court.
Shadow_Stalky by The_Urban_One February 14, 2022

Side Bitch Stalker 

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂