Squissy 

Slang for pussy of squid, octopus, or tentacle based eldritch monstrosities beyond comprehension.

Damn Hank, were only 10 minutes into the portal, and you're already down bad for that squissy.

Squissy by ccnnn04 June 10, 2022

Squissy 

A New word for pussy, used in schools , and by porno stars. Squissy was made up by a 6th grade student in Virginia.

T-Abigail had the best squisssy in town.
C-Dayum bro!, I can't believe you hit that squissy.

Squissy by _Og.Jayybabyy1 August 10, 2016

Squishy Typing 

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.

Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.

Squishy Typing by Darren Besert November 27, 2017

Squishysexual 

A heightened sexual attraction to a Squishy cute adorable person.

Friend: Are you straight, bisexual or gay?
Me: I identify as a Squishysexual.

Squishysexual by Pretty Little Girl January 24, 2020

squishy weasel 

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

squishy weasel by ozzydog July 2, 2008

Squissing 

Squatting and pissing at the same time. Mainly done by inebriated females in bar parking lots, drive ways, bushes or near an IHOP, Waffle House or Denny's in the tri-state area.

"Look at that drunk ho squissing in my yard!"
"She got so drunk, she squissed on Dan's cat cause she thought it was a rug!"
"Hey baby, hold up cause I gotta squiss behind this tree."

Squissing by Rala January 18, 2009

Squishy Pants 

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

Squishy Pants by HarnMonster January 28, 2010