Spunktacles 

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.

"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"

Spunktacles by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

spunkcicles 

Splooge which has been frozen for later use

"margery im to tired tonight, go get the spunkcicles out of the freezer" " i hope you didnt give them to the children again thinking they were lolli pops"

spunkcicles by ilikavigina February 3, 2008

Spunkticle 

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm

Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately

Spunkticle by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019

Spunkticle 

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm

Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately

Spunkticle by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019