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noun: 1. A wrestling game for a couple, whose object is to be the first player who sticks, or shoves, his or her middle finger in the opponent's anus, and exclaims "Splooot!" while making the winning move. 2. The exclamation of "Splooot!"

verb: 1. To play a game of Splooot. 2. To make the winning move in a game of Splooot.

NOTE: The winner is rewarded with one sexual favor he or she so desires from the loser, and the loser must comply with the winner's demand.
Example: Bruce soon discovered that he was disadvantaged playing a round of Splooot with Marta, an Olympian athlete.
Splooot by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011
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When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them
Sploot by Milkycunt69 June 26, 2019
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When a corgi lays flat on its belly with his/her legs spread out.
That corgi is sleeping in sploot mode.
Sploot by rSlashCorgi December 15, 2011
A sploot is a type of stretch that some dogs do,where they lay on their belly and stretch their legs out behind them; most commonly done by corgies
Sploot by Savvy_vip_ November 19, 2017

Splooting 

When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it
Splooting by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016
The act of destroying your partners asshole.
Max: What are you doing tonight?
Tyler: I'm going to splooon my bitch!
Max: Nice!
splooon by Mackie08m March 30, 2017

splooting 

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.
Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*
splooting by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019