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sparkled 

"What time did you wake up?"

'I haven't been to bed yet'

"Are you not Sparkled?!"
sparkled by Mikkeh July 11, 2007

sparkled 

when you solve your friendship problems like twilight sparkle
Adam: Bentley has been real distant recently so i sparkled him and now we're gonna be closer friends now
Michael: thats awesome man
sparkled by TheCheesestick February 10, 2024

sparklefluff 

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff
Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Texas Sparkle by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. 

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

robin sparkles 

the canadian pop sensation who sadly, has retired and is working at metronews 1 in NYC
robin sparkles by sparkles51996 April 19, 2009